I Don't Know

Alright,
Not only do I not know how this thing works, I'm not even sure my brain knows how to work at this point. I created this because I needed a space that could hold my writing and took less effort than actually writing shit. "No You're Kidding" comes from the title I named my nonexistent book, that will continue to be nonexistent unless some millionaire finds this blog and falls in love with my continuous grammar errors and below average jokes. I chose the title because more often than not I started telling stories abut my life that were ungodly true and and everyone's response kept being "no you've got to be kidding." So that's when I learned that my life was not only a joke but I held stories and events that made people laugh and made them feel slightly less bad about their life choices, since mine were just that fucking bad. At the age of 23 I think I've seen more weird shit than most and have been put into mentally comprising situations that leave you walking away making eye contact with a nonexistent movie camera saying "seriously, what the fuuuuck?" So that brings me to this page, to share my WTF moments, to make you laugh, and to amuse myself because I'm the only goddamn person reading this thing. Here's goes nothing, and by nothing I mean here goes me, laughing alone at my own life. Welcome, to the shitshow.

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